Straight from my Facebook status

Wilfrid Kendall met an Anglican chaplain today (true story).

Me: If you've visited Holy Trinity Coventry then you may have met my wife.
Ch: I met many people there.
Me: Her name is Catherine.
Ch: Oh I did meet someone called Catherine. She told me she was from Guiseley.
Me: That's her!

MORAL: "Never ask a man if he comes from Yorkshire. If he does, he will tell you. If he does not, why humiliate him?" - that lovely man, Canon Sydney Smith